- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are blue, charcoal is black, and my neighbor is too.

Why did hitler need glasses? Because he could Nazi.

why did the boys voice get so deep? He just went through puberty

imagine a world without santa ill make it easy, lookout the window

What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

What wears a white robe and shines? A special boar.

I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

When does a blond laugh and cry? When she's raped by a clown.

If you added up all of the grains of sand in all the beaches of the world, how many would there be? Anyone?

Chuck Norris.

How did the guy in a wheelchair get up 7 flights of stairs? He didn't.

why did hannibal lector butter up the teacher? he wanted to get a good grade. he also wanted to eat her

How did the man with no arm and no legs get to the store? Well he certainly didn't walk.

Okay chan, you can have it then, I am tired.

What did the Leah say to the Pawneez? AWWWW YEAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do you call a wine-o? A Alco-colic.

How can you tell you're in a childrens' ambulance from the inside? From the clown patterned body bags.

why didnt you take a shower? because my house burnt down

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple at all. Yet only worms to eat, such as the the poverty stricken citizens of Ethiopia.

A jew, a catholic and an atheist are in the desert. They see a dusty lamp. They take it and rub it. Once the lamp is clean, they put it back on the sand and kep walking.

what do you get if you cross a cat with a cat? kittens.

Why Was a guy wearing Pink pants? Because He Was Gay.

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Martin Luther King Jr. had a dream..... But Leonardo DiCaprio had a dream within a dream within a dream within a dream.

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