- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get when you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientists a mutant chicken

Women's rights.

Q:why do bananas where sunscreen? A:beacause they peel!!haha

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

What's worse than getting hit by an arrow in the knee? Being kidnapped for 10 years and finally getting free only to find out your whole family was murdered by the person who kidnapped you.

Girl: Do you like me :D Boy: No Girl: =( Boy: You didn'y ask me if i loved you Girl: :D Do you love me Boy: Naw

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

There once was a man from Bangkok, who hated limericks.

This is'nt a joke but like if it pisses you off when people comment on there own joke pretending to be someone else.

Incey-wincey Spider climbed up the water spout. Down came the rain and washed the spider out. Out came the sun and dried up all the rain. But sadly, the spider had drowned. [L]

whats black and yellow and makes you smile? a bus full of black people going off a cliff. do you shame is? there was three empty seats.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Popsicle!

Why was jimmy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face

One time I went into a haunted house. It was just pretend ghosts but then I saw a real ghost there. It was scary.

Yourrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr soo uglyyyyyy

What's the difference between an old quarter and a new penny? 24 cents

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? cheese.

Yo momma's so fat and thank god because I'm a chubby chaser.

LOL. It's East vs LA and Durant

What do you call a pig with 57 nipples? 3 more nipples and you can call it a 60 nippled-pig

why did santa fall of the roof? Because the roof was slippery from the ice.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuse 7 was a convicted serial killer. >----->

The duck says do you smell poop. Ya says the chicken, it wasn't me It was the turkey

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