What's the difference between a lawyer and a shark? One is a person and one is a fish. Other than that, not much at all.

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What's worse then being HIV positive? Catching the cold the next day.

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Where did the eight year old go during the Boston bombing? Everywhere.

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Why did the kid start to cry? His parachute didn't open.

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Friends are like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe. N

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My Japanese girlfriend just broke up with me. It's okay, there's more of them in the sea.

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A man was drinking vodka at his friends party. He got a headache. He told his friend, and his friend said that there was asprin in the cabinet. The man ate some. He died. He was stabbed from behind, and the blade pierced his lungs.

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Why Can't Asian women drive? a: Cause they are chink assholes who have only peripheral vision

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What did the black man do when i shit in he's pant? Changed pants.

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Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs? A: Russell

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Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... I guess no ones home.

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What happens when you combine a chainsaw and a baby? 30 years to life

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Why did the pig fly cuz his wife is a bitch

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Cornbread ain't nothin wrong with that.

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What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat wh0re.

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What is the answer to the question of Life, the Universe and Everything? That doesn't make any sense.

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How did Little Jimmie leave school? In a body bag.

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What's big and purple? Something that's big and purple

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What's the difference between a wire fence and a wooden fence? You can't see through a wooden fence

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The burgler walked into the house. Nobody noticed the initial intrusion. The burgler quickly left. The family of which was stolen from woke up the next day and enjoyed a hearty breakfast of grains, oats, and barley without a worry on anyone's mind.

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Why was the baby crying? He saw a black guy

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What's wrong with shooting an african american? Everything, it's murder.

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What's the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have their Bar Mitzvah in Nazi Germany.

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Womens' rights.

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Anti Joke

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