- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Q:What do you call a dog with no legs? A:It doesnt matter he's not gonna come

Every 60 seconds in Africa, a Minute passes.

What do you get when you divide 60000 by 30? A Number

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

A man and woman are out to eat on their first date. When the woman goes to pay, the man explains that he will cover the cost of the meal. That's a good thing because the woman didn't actually have any money. This happens all the time.

what do you call a animal with 3 horns. a triceratops

an amosh person used an electrical appliance

what happened to the polish man that was running late for work he got their late apparantly

A woman gets in her car to drive.

Once upon a time, a story teller used the "once upon a time" metaphor in order to tell you your parents have died in a terrible accident

Wanna hear a good joke? I don't.

A: Knock Knock! B: No ones home.

Your mother

World Peace

-What do you call a pyromaniac on a golf course? *** I backed over your cat. -A FIREHAZ- wait what?

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Drop a brick on her face.

whats small and has four hoofs? A sow

what did helen keller name her dog? scruffy

roses are red, violets are blue, charcoal is black, and my neighbor is too.

why did the boys voice get so deep? He just went through puberty

Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? Nay.

Why did hitler need glasses? Because he could Nazi.

Hey are you from Tennessee, 'cause you have a very nice accent.

I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

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