- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

Penis!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Beauty is only skin deep Well of course it is, muscles, bones and tissues look disgusting.

Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

Todays word of the day, is "legs" lets head back to your place and spread the word....

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interrupting doct- You have cancer.

Unflushed Shit...

What call a duck with no wings? A deformity.

flip flop chop, clip clop cow, POW. hahahahahah. :).

i'm on the sea food diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

Anne Frank.

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence

Whats the worst part about being fat? Your fat.

why did the man crash a plane into the twin towers? he was a clumsy terrorist going for the sears tower

I cat tried to jump over a fence It was electrified

Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue. The pen is blue. THE GOD DAMN PEN IS BLUE!!!!

You know what I hate long anti-jokes that take up too much space.

Q: What is worse than bitting in to an apple and finding a worm? A: Bitting in to a worm and finding an apple.

Why did the gambling addict go into the casino? To use the bathroom

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was attached to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why is Joel so gay and skinny? He was raised by goats with eating disorders.

I went to the zoo yesterday. There was only one dog, it was a shitzu

Knock knock. Come in. Okay.

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