Whats another word for Thesaurus?

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A robbery occurred at Temple University, the perpetrator is an African-American male, 5'11", wearing jeans and a black sweatshirt. Be on the look out and notify the police if seen

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B: Laro tayo . G: Anong laro ? B: Taguan . G: Bakit ngayon pa ? B: Because tonight will be the night that i will fall for you . G: Ulet ? B: Over again . G: Wag na ! B: Don't make me change my mind . G: Bukas na lang . B: I won't live to see another day . G: Weh ? Di nga ? B: I swear its true . G: Bakit kasi taguan pa ? B: Because a girl like you is impossible to find . G: Ano ? B: You're impossible to find . ? :)

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knock, knock Sho'sthere? Sam who? Sam Butt

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What's worst then the holocaust, titanit and 9-11 4 bee stings.

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what do you get when you cross a pig with a bunny? Nothing.Crossing a pig with a bunny is impossible.

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Q: why did a sanke have a rattle A: it was born wiith it

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A police man, doctor and stage actor walk into a bar. They're identifying the corpse of the stage actor's brother.

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Her lips aren't proportionally fit to her face

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Doctor: Knock knock... Patient: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor... Patient: Interrupting doct-- Doctor: You have cancer.

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How do you know if it's to late to turn your homework in? When the time allotted is up.

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the website says jokes, yet these are all facts.

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What did the guy do with the tv remote? Turn on the tv

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When Life gives you lemons, Make Orange Juice!

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What does a Jew do when he sees a masked man at his door? He grabs a phone to alert the police and hides in his bedroom.

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I can't stand 9/11 jokes Their just plane wrong!

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What do a bunch of dead babies look like in a blender? I don't know I was too busy masturbating.

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Why did the Koala Bear fall out of the tree? Because shortly before, it's life had ended due to lethal chlamydia, which is not uncommon for a Koala Bear these days. Due to it's loss of thought and therefore muscle control, it lost it's grip on the branch it was holding and naturally gravity took over.

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You know what is better than winning a race in the Special Olympics? Winning two races.

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What's red, loose, and easy to wear? A rock. I lie about everything.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Its just a bulge I swear its not a bomb

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Do you have a curfew? No its saturday!

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a blond applies to college she gets in because she did well in highschool

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What do you say to a man who isnt funny You're not fuuny

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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