What's small, yellow and great with numbers? A yellow calculator

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There once were two muffins in an oven, and one definitely did not start talking to the other

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Three kids are standing on a corner. They have red hair, blue hair, and green hair respectively. A man asks the kid with red hair "How did you get your hair red?" The kid replies, "I dyed it." The man then asks the kid with blue hair, "How did you get your hair blue?" The kid replies, "I dyed it." The man finally asks the kid with green hair, "How did you get your hair green?" The kid wipes his hand across his nose, gathering green slime and replies, "I dyed it."

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple at all. Yet only worms to eat, such as the the poverty stricken citizens of Ethiopia.

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Why is Joel so gay and skinny? He was raised by goats with eating disorders.

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Your mom

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

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Why did the lemming jump off a cliff? Because he was suicidal.

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*you're

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knock, knock Sho'sthere? Sam who? Sam Butt

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Your mother is so fat that when she passes in front of the tv, I lose 3 seasons of the series

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is mayonnaise an instrument?

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A Muslim get's on a plain. He is heading to Spain, and has a lovely time.

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You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

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robin, get in the car.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: 9/11

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Q; Why was the man loosing his hair? A; Because since he was at an older age, he was going bald.

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Whats worse than the holocaust??having a downstndrome for a child

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What is next?

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A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a soda. The bartender says, "We don't serve soda." The guy then says, "oh", and walks out.

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What is white on top and black on bottom? Society

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Why was the black man hanged? He was charged with piracy in the 1500s..

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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