A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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whats better than 24................. 25

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What do you call 4 black people at a kfc? A family sitting down for there evening meal

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to the gay guys house. Knock Knock! Who's there? The chicken.

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Q: Who won the fight of two black guys and a white guy? A: The black and white guy because two is better than one.

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Why did the lemming jump off a cliff? Because he was suicidal.

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Why was Ray Charles always smiling? because he was a happy guy

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A whale walks into a bar, everyone says Hey, Ashely!

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A Jew sits down next to a muslim at the bar. They great and discuss their day's events, they both order beers. Then they go home.

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Knock knock Who's there? No-one who??? *Silence*

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why are niggers afraid of the dark ? because they think that darkness is the only black thing there

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How is it possible for a man to get raped? Easy. He lied.

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What do you call a horse, a cow, a pig, a sheep, a dog, a cat, and a mouse all walking in a straight line? Animals

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset in her backyard Neither did she.

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call of duty is how they say it, calla duty is how we say it...

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Homework.

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A woman went out and had a great time with her friends. Then she walked home alone and got viciously raped by 4 large black men.

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I use to be an adventurer like you! Then I got bored.

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Two Jewish kids walked into a bar... mitzvot.

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What di the wrecking ball say to the house? Duck!!!

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Wanna hear a joke? My penis size.

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A grasshopper walks into into a bar and the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you. But me telling you this is in no way productive because insects cannot understand human language."

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How many pieces of bling does it take to ruin a rap song? Just Two Chainz

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What do you call a gay man flying an aeroplane? A pilot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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