Q:What are black people so good at basketball? A: Because they are black!

Have you ever met a black man who wasn't good at basketball? I have, quite regularly.

Q: how do you tame a dingo? A: Feed it babies

whats worse than your brother dying in a car accident? finding out the rest of your family was in there

Why was the boy upset? Because he has a frog stapled to his face.

I was purple once. I took a shower later that day.

A British man walks into a dental office.

Anne Frank.

Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

Knock Knock Who is it? Me, I forgot my keys on the way out oh ok...

How did the blond die? Substance abuse

Q: What's funnier than 24? A: 25.

What did the girl say to the guy raping her? Stop.

How many rats live in a llamas stomach? the cats pajamas

Okay on a scale Casey Anthony to Jerry Pandusky how much do you love your kids?

Why did the spider cross the road? He was stapled to the chickens back.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue. The pen is blue. THE GOD DAMN PEN IS BLUE!!!!

yo mama is so fat she went to the doctor and the doctor told her she had diabetes

Whats the worst part about being fat? Your fat.

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

whats worse than fining 7 dead babies in 1 trash can? finding 1 dead baby in 7 trashcans!

Knock knock Who's there? Alzhiemers guy Alzhiemers guy who? Knock knock

timmy: a duck walks up to a lemon stand and says to the man running the stand hey... Paul: what r u talking about its duck it can't talk

why did the painter cry? he didnt have any paint left...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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