Why, if you are blending a baby, should you put it in feet first? So you can look in to it's eyes when masturbating.

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who hooked up with Sinead Walker? • Liam Findlay

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A white man and a black man play a game of basketball, who wins? It depends who's better

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How many people with ADD does it take to...Oh look! Shiny!!!

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You might be a redneck if you are a an uneducated white farm laborer from the south.

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What do you call an unexpected pregnancy? A defective condom.

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Knock knock Who's there? Forever alone Forever alone who? You.

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How do you leave a gay guy in suspense? How? ......................

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What do you cal a black boy with a bike? A thief

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Whats 0+0 0

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels

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man: so where did you two meet? man tied to flower: in the produce section.

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How any blondes dose it take to screw in a lightbulb? 3 one to hold the light bulb and two to rotate the ladder

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Q: How do you get a jewish girls number? A: You roll up her sleeve

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A:what happens when you throw a black guy down from sky-scraper Q:he dies

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with a beagle? An abomination.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well no one really knows for sure

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What's blue and can't have sex? A blueberry

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Roses are brown, violets are brown, who is s***ing in my garden?

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Why did the car suddenly stop? It was at a redlight.

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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Knock knock (No one is home)

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Q: why did the black man cry when he went to bed? A: he had just had a visit from the police and apparently his family had been tragically killed in a car accident.

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Why did the monkey fall off his tricycle? He got hit by a fridge.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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