How many teenagers does it take to change a light? 1. Unless he has some sort of disablity then probably 2.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a Ford Taurus stapled to his face.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Billy is dead and Atom bombs blow up chines $

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There?" "Sara" "Come in, we will have a cup of coffee in the good company of each other."

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Why did the Nazi not help the black man up after he had been badly injured? The Nazi was in a wheelchair.

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. To get to the other side.

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How do Chinese people name their kids? The couple discuss possible names and then pick the one that they feel suits the child best.

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My mother-in-law is so fat that I sometimes worry my wife will look just like her after she gives birth.

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A man is cheating on his wife. His wife finds out and is instantly distressed and begins to cry.

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like facebook.com/john maon

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What do you call a teacher that gets wasted? A wasted teacher.

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What is the biggest, most elaborate lie? Santa Clause

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you: Why did the chicken cross the road? them: "To get to the other side...?" you: Oh! *stare*

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what is more annoying than finding a worm in your apple? An asian kid with ADHD.

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Will you marry me?

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Roses are black biolets are black I colorblind

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What's worse than being punched in the face? Being lynched.

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Timmy heard that Red Bull gives you wings. He drank one and waited. No wings. He drank another and waited. No wings. Timmy drank 3 cases of Red Bull trying to get wings. Timmy died. The end.

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An blind orphan in an impoverished Irish village develops both AIDS and terminal cancer. You laughed a little at that. You are going to hell.

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A man was drinking vodka at his friends party. He got a headache. He told his friend, and his friend said that there was asprin in the cabinet. The man ate some. He died. He was stabbed from behind, and the blade pierced his lungs.

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I walked into town today and bumped into a butcher, a baker and a candlestick maker. It meant nothing to me because I was never read nursery rhymes as a child due to my parents both dying before I was conceived

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Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs? A: Russell

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If a dyslexic man walks into a bar, check your notes. You told the joke wrong.

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A: Knock knock. B: <>

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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