What's the difference between a Mexican and a park bench? The Mexican is alive and the park bench isn't.

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So there is 10 Nazis and a monkey the rest doesn't matter but i farted...

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Q: what's black, white and red all over A: a penguin in a blender

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Two black people fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? Who Cares?

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What Starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Drop a brick on her face.

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Blonde Entrepeneurs

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what do you call a slave with a dream of being free? whatever his name happens to be

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What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

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What do you call an indian who is underwater? A scuba diver.

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Q:What are black people so good at basketball? A: Because they are black!

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What's red and smells like cherries? Cherries

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So there's A blonde, a brunette and a redhead at a lake. they all swim across and have a picnic at the other end.

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Knock, Knock. Come in.

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What did the lover say to his lover? I love you

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? The wind. The wind who? ...

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Looks through the peephole.

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You know what's never heard of? Father's Day in Camden.

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Wanna Hear A Joke ? Afgan

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What happened when the girl did the splits? She lacerated her vagina.

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why did hannibal lector butter up the teacher? he wanted to get a good grade. he also wanted to eat her

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What is white, wet, sticky, and gets squished out? Glue obviously, wait.... What were you thinking of?

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A blind man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and after a couple hours he leaves. He's only color blind.

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yo mama is so fat she went to the doctor and the doctor told her she had diabetes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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