what did the girl do when she saw a spider in her bathroom? she peed.

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whos gay? you are

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Why did John scream when he came in to his bedroom? He stepped on a nail

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree ... Because it was dead

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knock knock, who's there, white, white who, white van, RUN!

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A black guy moves in to your neighborhood. The housing values plummet due to the current economic recession.

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Roses are black, violets are black, i am blind!

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What was the biggest party of 2010? The Democrats.

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My mother-in-law is so fat that I sometimes worry my wife will look just like her after she gives birth.

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A Jew doesn't walk out of the Holocaust.

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A man is cheating on his wife. His wife finds out and is instantly distressed and begins to cry.

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What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Animal control.

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This is my joke. funny

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Why was the chimp late for his flight? Because chimps arent allowed through airport security.

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A woman goes to the doctor.....She has terminal cancer.

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What is worse than falling into a pit of needles? being lit on fire and then falling into a pit of needles I imagine

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what is more annoying than finding a worm in your apple? An asian kid with ADHD.

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Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven the first muffin turns to the other and says "Its pretty hot in here." the second muffin jumps back and yells "HOLY SHIT A TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

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Ben Colbert is gay

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What did one mail box say to the other? NOTING! In-animate objects cannot speak...

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what did the dead woman say the boy? I am dead.

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