sticks and stones may break my bones but cataracts will prohibit you from eyesight

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Whats purple and fluffy? Purple Fluff

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A day without sunshine is like night.

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My aunt used to say slow and steady wins the race she died in a fire

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penis hehehehe

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, The middle one's for you!

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What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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How do you know a man is Jewish? Because he told you or you met him in a synagogue.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side... But he got hit by a car instead, Life is full of disappointments

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You hear about that old man that died on the news? It was my grandfather... oh...

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What did the boy do when he was cold? Got a blanket.

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Person 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Person 2: Sure! Person:1: That was the joke... You missed it!!!!!

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What did Sarah Palin say to her daughter on Christmas? Merry Christmas

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What do you call a Colombian who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He quickly exits as he thought it was the Polish restaurant located directly nextdoor. He then enters the Polish restaurant and orders a delicious lunch. He tips his waiter 20%.

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Stevie Wonder has put on a lot of weight since the 70's. I feel really bad for him because he can't watch what he eats.

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whats the difference between a nigga and a bucket of shit? the bucket

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Did you know every 46 seconds somebody commits suicide Thumbs up for pancakes!

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how do you keep a blond in sespence you dont tell her

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i said why are you disliking me he said its anti joke

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Whats funny about ISIS? Nothing, you asshole, its terrifying.

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Hey, do you want to play the r.a.p.e game ? NO! That's the spirit

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What did the muffin say to the oven? Obviously nothing since neither one can talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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