What did the bus driver say to the black man? I like your shoes.

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Why did a lady get in a car crash? Because woman don't drive, they stay in the kitchen!

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How are you supposed to breath with no air? um jorden sparks you dont?

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A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share personal information with a stranger.

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What did the dog say to the human. "Woof."

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Q: Why was Seven afraid of Eight? A: He was octophobic.

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What is white on the top and black on the bottom? Society

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What do you call a fridge? Dorothy.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? One jew to screw in the light bulb.

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Tim's gay.

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your mom is so stupid, she once wrote a math test and didn't do very well.

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen snort? Enough to kill 3 and a half men.

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Why couldn't the moose find a good hotel for the night? A moose wouldn't have any currency available and quite frankly, no one would let him in.

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What do you call bad anti-jokes? Suckish comedy What do you call suckish comedy? Bad anti-jokes

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Q: what happens when you throw a red rock into a blue lake? A: a splash.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: 9/11

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How do you punish Helen Keller? Set a restriction on something she enjoys that is equal to the degree of her misbehavior.

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Wats wet and salty and people on the west coast get covered in it? Sweat.

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Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was on his way to a friends house, after being kicked out yet again because his parents are homophobes and can't come to terms with his sexual preferences. When he got there, his friend was already asleep and he had to sleep in the gutter. He then got a cold and died because his immune system had been weakened by aids. His parents still didn't accept him, and didn't go to his funeral.

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Wife: Do you know what the most untruthful lie I've told you? Husband: What? Wife: That I love you. By the way I'm leaving you for your father. The twins are gay and in love with each other and your daughter is a hooker with AIDS. Your mother killed herself upon hearing all this news. She suffered a lot. Oh, the dog died by rat poisoning that your dad put in the backyard. Bye.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw an eatable life form.

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A Jew walks into a bar. He sits down for about half an hour, enjoys some drinks and calls a taxi to take him home.

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If olive oil is made of olives, calculate the mass of the sun.

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

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