Why are black people so good at sports? Because there black.

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What's the difference between a white person and a black person? The presence of melanin in their skin, as well as often their socioeconomic and cultural backgrounds.

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Yeah, just went for more ice, its hot as hell here, and yeah its the weather, I dont mind you using valium, is that the same as Xanax? My mum uses it sometimes, she is afraid of heights and well, has to fly a lot so its complicated, if you dont mind, I have always wanted to know more about you so shall we?

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Do you know karate, shorty? Or are those bruises from an abusive father?

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He quickly exits as he thought it was the Polish restaurant located directly nextdoor. He then enters the Polish restaurant and orders a delicious lunch. He tips his waiter 20%.

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How are Steve Jobs and The iPhone the same? They got progressively thinner over time.

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Two black people fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? Who Cares?

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What sucks?

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Roses are #FF0000 Violets are #0000FF

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Roses are red Violets r blue My name is Dave Microwave

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I was purple once. I took a shower later that day.

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Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had terminal brain cancer.

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Whats funny about ISIS? Nothing, you asshole, its terrifying.

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Q: Whats more fun that nailing babys to a fence? A: Ripping them off.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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World Peace

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Q: What did the hobo get for his birthday? A: Older.

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly doesn't contain pieces of fruit.

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What did the bartender say to the midget as he entered the bar? Nothing besides attempting to serve him in the same manner as any other reveller whilst attempting to disguise his sense of pity for the midget's debilitating and somewhat stigmatised condition.

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Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name is not Mark.

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Why couldn't the boy see his sick mother? Because he was blind

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Q:What did the cat say to the dog? A: Meow

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how do you kill jesus? with a knife

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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