What happened when the roof fell on a young boy? Nothing. He was an orphan.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Here comes a car, It ran over m--

your mom is so gay that...wrong, a homosexual women is considered a lesbian.

what's worse then droping your phone. 9/11 having sex with the holocaust

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Holy ****, I'm in heaven.

So dont touch it

What's better than a gold medal in the special olympics? ICE CREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

chuck norris is meeeeean to pain.

What do you call two gay men playfully wrestling? Immature.

Why did the girl hang up on her boyfriend? Because the roof collapsed on her.

What's orange and doesn't bounce? A flat basketball

What's white and comes out of a long black stick? Milk with a long black straw.

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

Q. Why did the man fall off his bike? A. He was hit by a canoe.

Knock Knock Who's There? Ram My Penis Into Ram My Penis Into Who? Me.

Whats funnier than 24? 25

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Q: What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? A: "E"

Your mom is so fat, when she sweats, it is more than the normal amount of sweat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

Justin Bieber is a talented singer.

friend: whats in the box? me: shhhh, its your mom... im saving her for later.

Who's the cutest girl in the world? Claire Seiter.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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