1 what do gay horses eat? 2 hayyyy 1 no horse dick

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What do you call a dumb Asian? An Asian who lacks education.

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When life gives you: High Fructose Corn Syrup,Citric Acid, Ascorbic Acid,Maltodextrin, Sodium Acid Phosphate, Magnesium Oxide, Calcium Fumarate, Yellow 5, Tocopherol, and less than 2% natural flavours... Make lemonade.

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Knock, Knock Who's There. You. You who. You are you. WTF!

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Your Mom

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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What was the biggest party of 2010? The Democrats.

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A boss walks into a bar and hires the first man he sees. He fires everyone else, no matter what their occupation.

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Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he dropped his phone fell in.

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Dani Barton is a heart breaking 13 yr old.

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Knock! Knock! Whose there? Chris Chris who? (There was never a response. Leaving the man to wonder who Chris was... Was it his high school buddy Chris? His former colleague? That guy who filled his propane tank down at the gas station? Was that guy's name even Chris-or was it Craig? Craig, it was definitely Craig.)

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How did Jonny die We don't know he was never found

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Ronald McDonald was chasing him.

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why did the chicken cross the road? To prove to the possum it can be done.

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only one person get beat up chuck norris. Who you say? Bruce Lee. He got lucky because his eyes were closed.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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What do you give a small child when you don't have any candy? Nothing, you just kidnap them.

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Knock Knock. Who the hells there? Nevermind.

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Hitler is my role model

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin... Nothing they are muffins.

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why did the man cross the road? Because he needed to cross the road to reach his destination that was across the road

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A cow walks into a store. The clerk asks "how may i help you sir?" The cow says "Im a cow stupid!" and storms out.

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How any blondes dose it take to screw in a lightbulb? 3 one to hold the light bulb and two to rotate the ladder

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Q: Why couldn't the hippopotamus get his driver's license? A: He didn't turn 16 yet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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