Is this the Krusty Krab? No, the Krusty Krab is a fictional place, and therefore does not exist.

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How do you have sex with an amputee? stick it in the eyes

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Wha'ts Slippery when wet? A Wet Slipper.

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what do you call a slave with a dream of being free? whatever his name happens to be

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How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

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Roses are red Violtes are Blue Sugar is Sweet and salt is salty

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Q: what's black, white and red all over A: a penguin in a blender

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Knock Knock, Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The police then give the S.W.A.T the signal, bust down the door, and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door was Carlos Pedrouez, a serial killer, meth addict who has been apart of the Arizona sex slave trade for over a decade. The world can now sleep softly. The door was also red.

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How do you kill a retard? Slit his throat.

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Why did the chandelier fall on the little boy? Hell if I know, the only person who saw it got hit by a chandelier and died.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not a very good poet

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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a man walked into a bar, however the bar was in Pakistan so he got shot by terrorists

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A Mexican, A Jew and a Irishman walk into a grocery store...The Mexican buys some bread, the Jew buys some bread... and the Irishman buys some bread.

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Q: How many cantaloupes can you fit into Jackie Chan's basement? A: 4

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What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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What would you do if you're eyes just suddently exploded? You would never see again.

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What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? Getting life imprisonment after...

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i said why are you disliking me he said its anti joke

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What has 5 legs, 4 eyes, and 8 stomachs? Nothing.

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What has two wheels, two arms, and a head? A man in a wheelchair. Why was he in a wheelchair? He stepped on a landmine. A man walks, I'm sorry rolled, into a bar.

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why do cats hate dogs? because cats were bullied by dogs in highschool.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

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Hey, do you want to play the r.a.p.e game ? NO! That's the spirit

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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