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KNOCK-KNOCK Who's there? There's a man after me, I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me! I'm scared, I don't know what he'll do. Let me in goddamnit! There's a man after me I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me I'm scared I don't know what he'll do let me in goddamnit who?

There was an old man from Limerick. He was of scottish ancestry and nearing his 76th birthday.

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? I don't know. I wasn't there.

A handicapped man rolls into a bar. He buys a drink, talks for a while, and rolls out.

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So i walk in my house after drinking that night.... my wall is green

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This one time, at band camp we played in a band

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

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So i walk in my house after drinking that night.... my wall is green

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