Why was the kid underwater? He hit a rock.

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whats worse then a paper cut, the holocaust, whats worse then the holocaust, two paper cuts

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Q: What did the ugly duckling say to the other ducks? A: QUACK!

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A married man, just realizes that his wife is cheating on him while he's away. But just to make sure, he goes into a spy shop to look for a camera to look in on his wife while he's not there. so he goes up to the shop keeper and asks " do you have any video camera's that record in on any place in a house?" the shop keeper says no and the man walks out of the store.

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What is black but also yellow? A song.

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Whats worse than ten babies in one bin? One baby in ten bins.

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What is brown and sticky? A masturbating Negro.

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What do you sit on, sleep on and brush your teeth with? A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush

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Q:What kind of pizza did the World Trade Center order? A:Two Plains

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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JESSSSIICCCCCAAAAAA!

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How can an iPhone play music? It has a built in iPod installed.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours being in a zoo But don't worry I'll be there too Behind the bars, laughing at you

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Knock, Knock Who's There. You. You who. You are you. WTF!

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What's the difference between a ferrari and a sack of babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Its Adolf, we're going to camp."

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why did oprah, your mother, and a monkey on a rock have in common? the ability to fornicate

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Jonny runs with scissors. He gets hit by a bus.

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How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? 17

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killing a baby and putting it in one bucket is one thing... but killing a baby and putting it in ten buckets is just insensitive

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Q:When a terrorist attack happened what did the woman with the 1 leg say? A: HOP for your lives!!!!

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What's red and creeps up your leg? A homesick abortion.

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Knock knock. Come in.

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Why did the plane crash? I don't know. I wasn't on the plane. Its likely, based on the damage, that everyone on board died and therefore couldn't tell you either.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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