What do a duck and an elephant have in common? They're both yellow. Except for the elephant.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Justin Beiber does not have a really good voice.

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a man walked into a bar, however the bar was in Pakistan so he got shot by terrorists

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What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

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what is black and white and red all over a shot to death zebra

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Why can't Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukemia.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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What's big, and fat? Well, duh an elephant.

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What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? The police Johnson Oh, come in Mr Johnson

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Why dose not the cat bark? Because it's a cat!

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Why did the penguin go to the cookie shop? He didn't, penguins don't eat cookies

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What do you call Justin Beiber having sex with a woman? Gay

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Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

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What do you give a Penn State waterboy for Halloween - Candy

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How do you make a baby eat his food? Make one first

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What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red painting.

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What's worse than a giant paint bubble? TWO GIANT PAINT BUBBLES!

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Why did the black guy smell so bad? Because he accidently jumped into a pool of garbage disposal.

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theres safety in numbers? tell that to 6 million jews

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Why didn't the depressed girl go on facebook? She was dead

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Knock knock whos there punctuation

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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