How do you confuse a blonde? You tell em a AntiJoke!

Knock Knock Who is it? Me, I forgot my keys on the way out oh ok...

What's the best part of having a doctor for a best friend? The sex.

I was once raped by an Asian... it didnt hurt

What do you call a blue duck that speaks? A dream.

Knock knock. Come in. Okay.

Q: Ask me if I'm a tree. A: No, I am not a tree.

Why did Billy fall down? Because his brain was replaced with a piece of toast.

The grass is always greener on the give me a blowjob.

Why did my son fall off of his bicycle? Because I hit him with a steak.

Albert and Hunter, Forever in love < 3

F U C K Y O U W I T H Y O U R A N T I J O K E S

Why did the spider cross the road? He was stapled to the chickens back.

Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are rather unintelligent animals which evidently do not understand the dangers of crossing a busy road.

Why can't penguins fly? ......It is against their evolutionary state.

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

What do you get when Chuck Norris meets Chuck Norris? A bad joke.

A girl asks a guy "How come you don't take me dancing anymore?" The guy said "Because we were both killed in a car accident."

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Say, "Wake up!"

Knock knock whos there punctuation

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red painting.

Penis jokes.

women leaving the kitchen

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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