- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? Jamal

Who broke into the village's homes and smashed all of the vases? Link did.

roses are red, violets are blue, I talk to myself, and so do it I.

You're momma's so fat, that I just wanna go over there and make hot passionate love to her. What? I'm a chubby chaser.

Why couldn't the young boy go trick or treating? He was a diabetic.

ROSS G IS OBESE

What's the difference between an old quarter and a new penny? 24 cents

What do you call a bird with wings? Redundant.

Rebbeca black walked into a bar on Saturday

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the bird

So there is 10 Nazis and a monkey the rest doesn't matter but i farted...

whats the differnce between a baby and a dart board? dart boards dont bleed.

How do you find the population of Mexico? You take a census count by mail and/or a door to door questionnaire.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it noticed that there may be foodstuffs on other side.

How do you get a baby out of a blender? With tortilla chips.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

What happened to the latino and asian man in math class when they had a test? They both recieved exceptional scores as they both helped each other study the night before.

If John has 32 candy bars and he eats 28, whAt does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

The duck says do you smell poop. Ya says the chicken, it wasn't me It was the turkey

Women's rights

Knock Knock. Who's there? UPS.

Yo mommas so stupid, she got raped.

two guys are waiting at a train station...6 hours later one guy turns to the other and says "train aint coming"

How do you have sex with an amputee? stick it in the eyes

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