- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you wanna build a snowman? Person: do you wanna live * or nah

what do you call a bear on a unicycle? improbable.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The holocaust.

Where do cows go on the weekend? The slaughterhouse.

What's wrong with four black people in a cadillac driving off a cliff? The Cadillac holds 5

Why did the lizard turn blue? He was low on oxygen.

Her lips are not proportionally fit to her face.

A blonde, the pope, and a young kid are in a crashing airplane and there's only one parachute. But by the time any of them equips it, the plane hits the ground and they all die.

Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

whats worse then a paper cut, the holocaust, whats worse then the holocaust, two paper cuts

What did the fox say to the blonde? "Hello". The girl then captured the fox and sold it to the government.

Q: Why did the plane crash into a mountain? A: The pilot was a tomato.

A black man and a black woman are in a car, who's driving? The police.

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silly rabbit, rape is for babies

What do you call a dumb Asian? An Asian who lacks education.

A man farted. Another man walked away.

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

What starts with a 'D' and ends with 'ick' Daniel and Jimmy are walking in the park when suddenly they get hit by a stick because a mysterious person threw the stick.

How many small children does it take to change a light bulb? None. Children are not old enough to do this by themselves.

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno, that's why I asked you.

There are two horses in a stable. They were just talking about the weather and other normal things. Suddenly, the dog ran in. "HELP, HELP!!!" The dog screamed. Farmer Brandy got stuck in the tractor!!! The horses said, "HOLY SHIT........... A TALKING DOG!!!!"

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