Flab

You know what's sad about the Special Olympics? Even of you win, your still retarded.

What is this, a center for ants? No, this is a model of the building proportionally smaller than the one we will be building.

There are four types of people in this world. I never said I would name them all

A Black a Jew and a Pollack walk in to the bar bartender says "how may i help you gentlemen"

What did the farmer say when he lost his pig? Wheres my Pig?

How do you keep a blonde occupied for hours? Put on an entertaining movie.

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, they're just out of bad taste.

whos gay? you are

Uh, if I say that I am that girl, am I going to be safe?

TRUE COMEDY: "HOW ABOUT THAT AIRLINE FOOD!"

Who wakes up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy? P. Diddy.

Why did the bird fall? It was an ostrich

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall underwater? dam

What happens when you put a bunch of Republicans in a room together? They form a caucus.

What ticks like a clock and has numbers on it? A clock.

Q:What kind of pizza did the World Trade Center order? A:Two Plains

I only like NY as a friend.

JESSSSIICCCCCAAAAAA!

Why was the chimp late for his flight? Because chimps arent allowed through airport security.

What did the patient say when the doctor told him he had aids? "Oh my god. Are you sure?"

Who lives with josh moran? A gay asian

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? genocide whats worse than genocide? getting raped by a giant scorpion

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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