What's worse than a School Bus accident? The Holocaust.

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roses are red violets are blue i dont really care about you

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2 blonds are driving on the road on their way to Disney Land. They come to the sign that says Disney Land left so they started crying, turned around and went home.

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Miranda Lorenz is a WHORE!!! She has slept with three guys while in a relationship!! then when he broke up with her for cheating on him, she keyed his car!! Psycho Bitch!!!

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to a chicken

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Knock Knock, Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The police then give the S.W.A.T the signal, bust down the door, and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door was Carlos Pedrouez, a serial killer, meth addict who has been apart of the Arizona sex slave trade for over a decade. The world can now sleep softly. The door was also red.

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, the Krusty Krab is a fictional place, and therefore does not exist.

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Why is the grass always greener on the other side? because they have a landscaper.

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Friend: I said pass the juice, not gas the jews! Hitler: Oh.

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What's red and smells like cherries? Cherries

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what is black and white and red all over a shot to death zebra

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? Getting life imprisonment after...

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What's blue and smells like pee? Pee, I lied about the color

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you know what they say about people with big feet, they have big feet...

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your mom is so old she was put in an old age home

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What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? The police Johnson Oh, come in Mr Johnson

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What's long, hard, and full of semen? a penis.

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why couldn't the blonde change the light bulb? because he chose the wrong sized screwdriver from his tool box

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What did the bartender say to the midget as he entered the bar? Nothing besides attempting to serve him in the same manner as any other reveller whilst attempting to disguise his sense of pity for the midget's debilitating and somewhat stigmatised condition.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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