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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than the front page of anti-joke.com? The 4945th page of anti-joke.com, as those jokes have been rated poorly by other users.

What is worse than a paper cut? two paper cuts What is worse than two paper cuts The Holocaust What is worse than The Holocaust Three paper cuts

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because he was dead.

What do you call a guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

Knock Knock Who's there? It's the mailman delivering your weekly delivery

why did the man blink because i put a gun to his head.

What do you call a black man driving a police car? Officer

What did Grandma give her grandson Billy for Christmas? Scarring memories of sexual abuse.

Life is like a box of chocolates. You eat them. get fat. Die.

What do you call a pickle with a cape? A pickle with a cape

Why did the man steal 2 watermelons? He was a shoplifter and had a background of crime

Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? You would too if your name was Hjshdvcyehbretafvvba.

What did mr. Mackey say to his class. It's easy mkay

What do you call 2 midgets and a pencil rolling down a hill? Satan

What did the white guy say to the black guy wearing a black T-shirt? That's a very nice shirt.

Why does Kony kidnap infants? To create an Infantry

What's the same between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

Why did the jelly baby go to school? Because he was brought up in a middle class background and wanted a full education to further his future career

Why did the young boy say "Fuck"? He has Tourrete's

Friends are like potatoes. When you eat them, they die.

Why does a trash can smell bad? Because there's trash in it.

what do you call a sock that is no longer white a dirty sock

So I was talking dirty to this deaf chick right...She didn't hear me.

A black man and an asian woman have a baby. Then a hispanic and a native american have a baby. Their babies have a baby. What is the baby? Society's worst nightmare.

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