A man in a bar says "I'm drunk", immediately 10 men take of their clothes

There once were two muffins in an oven, and one definitely did not start talking to the other

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

You wanna know something that's totally out of this world? The moon

Why did Billy fall down? Because his brain was replaced with a piece of toast.

Why did the asian die? he was driving

What's black, white, and red all over? A white man's bleeding cancerous tumor.

Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? He's not doing anything, sir. He's dead.

Hellen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it ERRMMMMM UAHHHHHHHH...

What's white and sticky? Glue

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot.

Why did the woman hate waiting in line? Two reasons really: almost an entire day had passed since her last intake of non-prescription drugs plus she was generally apprehensive that the witness would identify her.

What do you call a dead black guy? A TERRIBLE CRIME

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

Why did the man walk into a bar? I don't know? Ask him. by Burflared

Why did the cow stop running? - He ran out of breath

how do you say desk in spanish? escritorio

Two people were walking down the street. One was assaulted.

What's worse than throwing 8 babies off a cliff? Throwing 1 baby off a cliff.

how many gay men can you fit on a barstool 1

Why was the black man hanged? He was charged with piracy in the 1500s..

Why couldn't the Asian reach the sink? Because he was a 4 year old boy, and was only about 3 feet tall.

What was the pirate's favorite letter? Q.

Osama Bin Laden dies.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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