- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is an anti-joke? This is.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a truck

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall underwater? dam

How can an iPhone play music? It has a built in iPod installed.

TRUE COMEDY: "HOW ABOUT THAT AIRLINE FOOD!"

"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Its Adolf, we're going to camp."

I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this dock and it makes me wana quack like what the hell is THAT!

killing a baby and putting it in one bucket is one thing... but killing a baby and putting it in ten buckets is just insensitive

What happened when Dave tried to break the record for most marshmallows in the mouth at once? He choked and died.

Roses are red Violets are blue This difference is due largely to the alteration of the white light wavelenght as it excites the electrons in both flowers and the absorption of most of the other colours of the spectrum.

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga A: You pokerface

Jonny runs with scissors. He gets hit by a bus.

How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? 17

Why did the black man swim across the lake? He didnt. He drowned

Whats White and sticky? Semen

How did Jonny die We don't know he was never found

A man walks to a bar. He drinks too much and dies. His family is informed later that evening.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I can't stick my dick in a watermelon.

only one person get beat up chuck norris. Who you say? Bruce Lee. He got lucky because his eyes were closed.

You know what happens when you assume? You base a conclusion on insufficient information.

What do you give a small child when you don't have any candy? Nothing, you just kidnap them.

What did the cow say to the other cow? How should i know? Go ask them.

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