Why did the woman hate waiting in line? Two reasons really: almost an entire day had passed since her last intake of non-prescription drugs plus she was generally apprehensive that the witness would identify her.

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Knock, Knock Knock, Knock Knock, Knock No One's home.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dumb jokes, now shut up.

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What did the poor guy get for christmas? The homeless guy.

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Why did the girl fall off the fridge? She tripped on a rock.

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A homeless boy walks up to a woman. "I'm hungry" "Then you should eat something."

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planking.

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why is the grass green? all the other colors in the electromagnetic spectrurm are absorbed except for green which is reflected and thats the only visable color

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What was the pirate's favorite letter? Q.

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What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, but doesn't look like a duck? A horse named Quackie

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What do you call a black man selling drugs? A pharmacist

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven shot up his school and ate nine kids. Also before he was arrested he told six he was going to blow his brains out. Then he murdered the police and has been on the run ever since.

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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What do a grape and a reindeer have in common? They're both purple, except the reindeer.

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What did the deer say to the hunter? Deers are animals, they haven't yet evolved enough to talk..

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Larry: Why did the chick cross the road? Jeff: Chick? Don't you mean chicken? Larry: Just answer the question. Jeff: Um, why? Larry: Wrong.

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police, we found your cat's body on the side of the road.

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Peas and Corn. Porn., a deer

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S.O.P.A

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Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

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An Arab walks into a bar. He then blows up the bar.

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Why should you rape a dog instead of a human. Because there esier to catch

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Why don't you have a seat, over there?

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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