A jew went to Germany.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog.

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Friends and Potatoes are similar...if u eat them try die.

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Small titties.

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Why, if you are blending a baby, should you put it in feet first? So you can look in to it's eyes when masturbating.

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Why was the man arrested? He had brutally stabbed 398 people in a 10 hour period.

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Justin Bieber

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A white man and a black man play a game of basketball, who wins? It depends who's better

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why was the baby crying? a rabit took her bottle and ate her frit snacks.

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Hey I just met you,and this is crazy,please stand up,if you're the real slim shady.

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WTF BOOOOOM

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2 muffins are in the oven. After about 15 minutes, they both died.

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Jesus Christ walks into a Hotel.. he hands the Inn keeper 3 nails and says " Hey..can you put me UP for the night?"

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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A dog walks into a bar and falls on his butt beacause dogs cant walk.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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Ever heard about the gray pipes that ran along the walls? Those pipes transmit gas. Gas killed the jews. You sick fucker.

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Yo mamma is so fat, when Dracula bit her, he got type 2 diabetes.

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When I went on this website for the first time with a few friends, I was surprised to see a lot of these jokes were actually capable of making me laugh. But as I read on, eventually those funny, harmless jokes turned into offensive, ignorant, and very absurd statements. I realize that this 'anti joke' website was most likely created by a bunch of white people, because obviously white people are one of the most racest human beings, but all this is just too much! I guess I'm trying to say: if your going to make a joke, be respectful about it. America has gone through a lot of unforgiveable hardships and unfortunately these 'jokes' are making fun of all of that in a very offensive way.

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12 22 giraffe hippo 66 otter zebra cat 99 okay, the end

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You want to hear a joke? Democract

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whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? ones delicious and the other is a watermelon

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What is the difference between a black guy and an asian? They are both black, except the asian

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minorities.

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