What do you call a black guy driving a plane? Jamal

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What do you call a Mexican who gets shot on a golf course? A tragic incident.

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3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks.

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

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Do you know why your mom is so bold? Becaus she's got cancer

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What do people do in France when they are hungry? Get something to eat.

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whats the differnce between a baby and a dart board? dart boards dont bleed.

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A blind man walks into a bar....and a chair....and a table....and a wall....and a person... etc.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree ? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was attached to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? It thought it was a monkey.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to a chicken

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how did the horse fall into the river? he sliped

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What's worse than nine dead babies hanging in a tree? One dead baby hanging in nine trees.

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If there are 3 black men as passengers in a car, who is driving? The person who is operating the vehicle.

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-How do you pull a prank on Helen Keller? -Stick a plunger in the toilet!

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what is the differents between a baby and a watermelon one is fun to hit the other is just a watermelon

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Whats green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree you'll die? A pool table.

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I'm not as random as you think i salad.

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A Mexican walked away from a construction site.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus.

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Konock Konock Uh, you spelt knock knock wrong... Oh.

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How do you have sex with an amputee? stick it in the eyes

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A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her statement.

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What's blue and smells like pee? Pee, I lied about the color

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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