An indian boy gets a girlfriend

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I'm gay.

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-What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage. _________________________________________________________________ -What's the difference between 1,000 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't use a pitch fork to move my Lamborghini.

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Why is my car broken? Because I drove it into a wall.

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What is Osama Bin Laden's favorite food? I don't know, and to be completely honest I doubt you do either.

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what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

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Guy 1: Yo dawg Guy 2: DID yOU JUST FUCKING CALL ME A DOG>/?>/???? Guy 3: Yea

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What happened to Liam? He died because of an infected scrotum.

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What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIPCREAM!

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How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

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What is worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? One baby stapled to 50 trees. What is worse than one baby stapled to 50 trees? One tree stapled to 50 babies.

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why did the boy hug a very dislexic man it was his brother

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"Hello." "Hi."

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What did the banana say to the bear? Nothing, banana's can't talk.

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Wolf Pussy

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What's worse than the front page of anti-joke.com? The 4945th page of anti-joke.com, as those jokes have been rated poorly by other users.

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Q: How many Jew does it take to change a light bulb? Here is the answer: A: A lightbulb cannot be changed, it either is or isn't. Do you mean replace a burned-out bulb with a new one? Here, in this case, with design, logistics, manufacturing, marketing of just that single bulb- there are many people involved. It could be argued that we all play some small part in the process. ------ Nothing to see here, end of the joke. :)

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your momma so ugly even she wouldnt date herself.

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minorities.

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what's your favorite soccer team? liverpool

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Kittens.

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What's the difference between a Jew and Hitler? Well, I asked you so I don't know why you said "what?".

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Why did the young boy say "Fuck"? He has Tourrete's

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