How can you tell you're in a childrens' ambulance from the inside? From the clown patterned body bags.

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how do you call a boomerang that does not come back? - a stick

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why wouldn't the printer print? because it had no ink.

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. This of course is impossible, as his ailments prevent him from walking.

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Your mother is so ugly that your father no lomger finds her attractive

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Why couldn't the little boy see anything? It was dark outside.

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A seal walks into a club.

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Do yo know what a decasexual is? A decasexual, as defined on various websites, is somebody who has strong physical attractions to male humans, female humans, male animals, female animals, sounds, smells, tastes, feelings, movements and objects. The term decasexual derives from the latin language, meaning "ten sexualities". Decasexuals exist everywhere.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What did the young boy get for Christmas? All his brothers belongings because his brother died

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what does trondifly mean? trondify is not a real word.

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What did batman say to the Joker? I'm Batman

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That long? I was thinking more like two hours? An hour?

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What's worse than a dead man?  2 dead men

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Why don't Mexicans sneak back across the border? Because there are more opportunities and free stuff here. Why would they want to leave, especially at the risk of getting caught for crossing in a sneaky fashion?

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Why did the blonde cross the road? Because she was stupid.

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Why dont dinosaurs speak english? Because a meteor hit the earth and ran them into extinction

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CHIIIICKKIIIIIIIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What do a bunch of dead babies look like in a blender? I don't know I was too busy masturbating.

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What did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? I want to eat you.

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A: You can't wear cleats on a trampoline.

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So a black man walked into a bar and ordered a drink. He payed for the drink and couldn't have been more courteous

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I asked the librarian for a book on suicide. She said "I'm sorry we don't have those in stock." So I just hung myself.

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How do you keep a blonde occupied for hours? Put on an entertaining movie.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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