Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was thrown out of the way

Why'd Sam run away Because charlie bit his finger

Women's rights.

How do you get your wife to stop nagging? chop off her head

Your Mom

Q; Why was the man loosing his hair? A; Because since he was at an older age, he was going bald.

Two people were walking down the street. One was assaulted.

"luke Bastiaan" "So, whens your period?"

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Hitler was Jewish.

How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Chuck Norris? Cheese on toast.

Why did the baby cross the street. Because he was attached to the chicken.

What do you call a black man driving a car? A driver.

A man walks into a car dealership. The salesman was nice and he bought a Mercedes.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He didn't have the necessary mental ability or muscle structure to complete said task.

What do you call a black person trying to swim? Wet.

What did the bird say to the squirrel? Chirp

What's the difference between a duck and a goose? They are obviously different species but they both have wings and are birds and are actually pretty similar. Geese are usually bigger though I guess.

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I drink water!

Roses are red violets are blue I have a pie would you like some?

what do you call a diver with no arms and no legs? a bobber

Knock knock! Who's there? The police, we found your cat's body on the side of the road.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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