Your Mother is so pretty that she does not need make-up.

JESSSSIICCCCCAAAAAA!

what do we want a cure for turrets! when do we want it C U NT !!!

What happened september 11th, 2001 It was my first time snorkoling in Hawaii

Why did the bird fall? It was an ostrich

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tw10xa_xtNg

Your computer will self - destruct in 5 seconds

Ask me if I'm a peanut. Are you a peanut? Yes. Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No, I'm a peanut.

your mom is so fat she died of brain cancer

if u have a problem with this then comment !!!!!!!!!!!

What do Jews, Jehovah's Witnesses, Slavs, Gays, and Retards have in common? The Holocaust.

What do your friends and a tree have in common? They both die if you set them on fire.

What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead black guy in the road? It doesn't matter, I cried after both

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So a blonde was trying to peel a banana, but she couldn't because she was viciously attacked by chimpanzees and had all her fingers bitten off

A jew went to Germany.

Asians are ugly and they look they have down syndrome.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

antijokes

Why does World of Warcraft advertise on Anti-Joke? Because World of Warcraft is funny in anticlimactic and alternative way

Whats worse than receiving a dollar? Receiving a penny.

I enjoy telling anticlimactic jokes Very much.

Whats the difference between a cobra and the hulk? One is my penis and the other one is a cobra.

Quit repeating the damn jokes you jackasses it ruins the laughter. Like if you agree.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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