- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into the corner of a table and bruises his leg. The bruise continues to be there for about 3 weeks.

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A Mexican walks into a club.

Q: How do you get a clown to stop smiling? A: Hit it with an axe

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

What is worse than being ran over by a bus? Nothing really.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane. A pilot

What's better than Westboro Church? Committing over 9000 sins.

Why did the man drink water? Because he was thirsty

John:Why couldn't the T-Rex clay his hands? Billy:Because his arms are too small! John:no he's extinct dumbass

What did the robot do when a person was shot? Nothing, it wasn't programmed for that situation.

What did the black father say to his daughter? you're adopted

Why was the little kid bullied? Because his name was Hugh Jass.

Why did the blind man commit suicide? Cause his wife was so ugly he went blind and become depressed a shot himself...twice.

What do you call 10,000 lawers jumping out of a plane? A good start.

A horse walks into a bar...n

Since little kids sleep with stuffed bears, do bears sleep with stuffed humans?

I always tell people " I have the heart of a child! " Then I continue "It's in a jar on my desk"

what is funnier then a man with AIDS? -nearly anything as AIDS is a serious medical condition and could be potentially lethal

So two muffins are in an oven. They get baked.

What comes after 69? Mouthwash

How did the fat man die? Clogged arteries leading to a heart attack.

Your argument is invalid, but I will allow you your opinion nonetheless.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to a chicken

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