Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. Numbers have no feelings.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the frog fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the monkey,

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Someone told me about this website.

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What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an orgy.

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why was the horse sad his wife had terminal cancer

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Where do rabbais go to shop? At the supermarket like everyone else.

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What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

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9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Not Steve Jobs.

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A black guy walks into a bar with a beatiful parrot on his shoulder. "Wow," says the bartender. "That is really something. Where'd you get it?" The parrot was his fathers. Do to severe mental and physical illness, he can no longer take care of it. He asked his son to take it, those were his last words as he slipped into a coma

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Why was the black man shot, He resisted against a highly political challenger. Unfortunately for him the Armenian politician was not a very nice guy.

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why cant blondes water ski.......... because whenever they split their legs they feel somthing wet

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When life gives you lemons, throw them away. Nobody likes lemons.

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What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, but doesn't look like a duck? A horse named Quackie

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Q: What is long and hard? A: The gun used to kill my parents.

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A guy named Dick goes into a bar and the barman says: - "hey, show my your dick" - "show you my what?" asks Dick. - "your dick!" - "oh! no, I'm shy"

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Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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What happens when you push an asian in a hole? He falls in

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What did the dead man say at his own funeral? Nothing, he's dead...

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A man walks into a bar... And orders a drink

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Whats funny? Nick Sotelo

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Do yo know what a decasexual is? A decasexual, as defined on various websites, is somebody who has strong physical attractions to male humans, female humans, male animals, female animals, sounds, smells, tastes, feelings, movements and objects. The term decasexual derives from the latin language, meaning "ten sexualities". Decasexuals exist everywhere.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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