A man walks to a bar. He drinks too much and dies. His family is informed later that evening.

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Bumsniffer

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Why is that blond girl so dumb? Because she has fetal alcohol syndrome.

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Commercials lie: I think that they do believe it's not butter!

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Why did the girl go over her texting limit? She had a hot boyfriend.

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What do you cal a black boy with a bike? A thief

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? Horse semen

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How do you escape a vicious tiger? You cleverly create a distraction so the tiger's focus is not on you. Then, you quickly run away because the tiger doesn't know you are leaving.

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Do you know what's funny? Retarded people.

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"Hello." "Hi."

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why was the man coughing? because there was a knife in his throat.

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Sarah Palin is President

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Joke.

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How did the blonde screw in a lightbulb? She didn't, she fell and broke her neck and went to a hospital. Thus you should not laugh.

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What is 10 inches long and didnt get sucked on valentines day? Whitney Houston's crack pipe.

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Why did the cow cross the road?..I didn't know the intentions of the cow, but an elderly woman in an automobile experienced a collision with the animal that ended not only the life of the cow but of the elderly woman as well.

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ruddell and dodds anal

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because he was dead.

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minorities.

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ur mother

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was born with the disorders of being blind and deaf. For any human, having blindness and deafness makes driving a near impossible task.

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Life is like a box of chocolates. You eat them. get fat. Die.

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Q: How much does a hipster weigh? A: It varies largely by hipster, the same way it does with any other person.

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why cant sophie lifeguard safely because she cant swim that good

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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