- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's faster than a Mexican running away with your T.V.? An Airplane

Why do cows have tails? Because my pet rock stopped breathing.

Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had terminal brain cancer.

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

Q: What word contains all the letters in the alphabet? A: A made-up word, probably.

A guy walks into the bathroom, sits down and poops.

Why did the girl hang herself? She was constantly bullied in school and on the internet.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question! Feminists can't change anything.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her ways.

What do you call Obama? - the president

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

What did Gene give Carla for Christmas? AIDS

why did the kid kill himslelf? he was bullied.

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

Roses are red violets are blue this poem make no sense microwave.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Not your dead mom.

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why did we start questioning the philosophical reasoning of chickens?

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the chicken fall off the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

Ask me if I'm in a tree? No.

Why did the black man win the race Because he was faster than all the other contestants

Why is it nice to wear jeans? So people don't see your undies.

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