- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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- Knock Knock. - Who's there? - You're coming with me.

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why did bully fall of his bike He was eaten by a fridge

How do you get a movie star to go out with you? Blackmail.

Q:whats the easiest way to get crabs? A:at your local seafood market.

Since little kids sleep with stuffed bears, do bears sleep with stuffed humans?

You're momma's so fat, that I just wanna go over there and make hot passionate love to her. What? I'm a chubby chaser.

roses are red, violets are blue, I talk to myself, and so do it I.

What comes to mind when you say the word "Mind?" Your Mind

How do you kill a fly? Shoot it

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it. How do you make it stop crying? You throw another brick at it.

Why do black people cuss so much? Because f#*% you.

What do you call a woman who has one leg that's shorter than the other? Asymmetrical.

A horse walks into a bar...n

So two muffins are in an oven. They get baked.

Roses are red Violets are blue who are you kidding, violets are violet

I don't often drink beer. But when I do, I recklessly beat my wife and kids.

Q: What happens when you throw a green rock in the Red Sea? A: It gets wet.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house red. Babies, especially dead ones cannot paint.

What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

What did the racist slave owner do when his slave refused to complete his task? Asked him nicely until the task was completed.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where's my tractor?

Chuck Norris died.

what is fat and ugly. fat and ugly people

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