- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you're a man, why don't you want to drop the soap in prison? The shower floors are disgusting and carry bacteria. No way would any person -- man or woman -- want to touch it.

Why did the Catholic priest get excommunicated from the church? He couldn't read.

What did the man tell his parents after having sex with another man? A. I am gay.

An octopus walks into a bar. The people in the bar, realizing the potential of danger, stand up and leave the bar quietly.

What do you call a chicken with its head cut off? A dead chicken. Most likely ready to be cooked/eaten

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but you're getting too close And I'm about to file a restraining order, so back up, maybe?

Knock knock Who's there? Prost Prost who Prostitute

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I don't have cancer, but you do. Love, your doctor.

A black man picks up his phone and calls his wife and finds out he had no wife

Why is the little boy crying on the side of the street? He fell and skinned his knee.

How did shaniqua fall of the hill? because the diabito truck ran her over

What did the frog say to the beautiful sleeping princess? Ribbit

A white guy, a mexican, and a terrorist each throw something out of airplane Then they realized it was a bad idea and karma gave them cancer because they may have hurt someone

An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman walk into a bar. It happens frequently at UK airports.

what do an black ,am and a bicycle have in comman there both objects

"knock knock" "who's there" nobody answered cus it was a bunch of little shits playing knock a door run

Abraham Lincoln was the 16th Presient of the United States of America. The president to follow him was Andrew Johnson, president number 17.

Why did the young woman have a sore vagina? Because she just experienced intercourse for the first time and her partner was not as gentle as he should've been, given the situation.

Why did the lady drop her shopping Because she ran into coles

How do you kill a blonde? lightsabre to the throat should do it

What did the Irisman say to the bartender? Don't know? i don't speak Irish?

R2-D2 is quite possibly the most vulgar character on the set of Star Wars. Every word he says is bleeped out.

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