Alright, if you guess it right, I'll stop playing Mario and finish my division problems. Okay, Mom, call it in the air! Heads or Tails? Huntington's Disease is the reason your Father doesn't remember your name anymore, Billy. There's a fifty percent chance you'll end up with it too. I am so sorry. Also, Tails.

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Doctor! Doctor! Can I have a second opinion? The Doctor then sits the patient down and tells them from a different perspective that they have terminal Cancer and will be dead by the end of the year.

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knock, knock whos there? steve steve who? steve johnson hi steve

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Why was the boy sad? He had a Ford Taurus stapled to his face.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have feeble minds and tend to wander around.

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What did the dead man say at his own funeral? Nothing, he's dead...

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So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

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how do you upset a barber? Murder his family

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Q, Where did Rebecca Black go to eat? A. TGI Fridays

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is black.

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Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere

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So this is an anti-joke website, right?

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Roses are red, violets are blue, cheeseburger.

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What did the gay man order at Starbucks? Delicious, handcrafted beverages and great-tasting food. The secret to making life better.

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Grapefruit.

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Why did the man say how was your day? because it was the end of the day

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You know what's sad about the Special Olympics? Even of you win, your still retarded.

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what is brown and rhymes with snoop? dr dre

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Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? Because they were part of his uniform.

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Knock knock. Hello dear. Come in.

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Q: Why didn't the chicken cross the road. A: because he's a chicken?

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Why couldn't the prostitute count to 70? She grew up in a poor family and couldn't pay for a good education.

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Ancient Greeks rights

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No

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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