- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? a boyscout comes back from camp.

The mouse and the elephant went to take a bath. They had a nice time.

what is poop in pee? bagel thins? tuesday.

What do you tell a girl with 2 black eyes? You should ice those to preven swelling aron the eyes

Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play.

How do you fit 100 babies into a bowl? You use a blender. How do you get them out? Tostitos scoops.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His motives so far are unknown as he is a chicken, and therefor cannot divulge the information.

What's funny about a Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian going over the edge of a bridge in the same car? Nothing, they all died

What did the Engineer say to the English major? Hey we went to the same school and got different degrees! Cool!

Your mom is so fat, when she sat on a lump of coal she didn't realize she sat on a lump of coal.

come along children

Why was the woman convicted or arson? She set her house on fire. Why did she set her house on fire? Her husband was beating her.

How do you find a needle in a haystack? You don't, you're too distracted by the pile of adorable kittens next to it

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

Whats green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree you'll die? A pool table.

What do you call a douche with no arms or legs? A device for washing out the vagina as a contraceptive measure.

What do you call a woman who has one leg that's shorter than the other? Asymmetrical.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 took 9 behind an alley and raped her.

Your mother is so fat that her doctor recommended that she exercise regularly and eat foods with nutritional value.

Going for the Dislike record woot I farted!

What did the man say to his wife? Go make me a sandwich!

Roses are Brown Violets are Brown I hate everyone on antijoke that steals what I write I fisted a cows butt hole.

Why was Susie screaming profusely? Susie has autism.

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