Ask me if I'm a Banana Are you a Banana? Yes Oh, I couldn't tell in this lighting

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Your mom is so dumb, she has difficulty acquiring a job to support her family.

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Why did the monkey eat his own poop? Because there was minimal resources where he was so he resorted to eat his own fecal matter

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Your mother

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What did the anti-joke say? Nothing for it is an anti-joke which is a group of word formed to create a sentence and sentences cannot speak.

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What do you call a Mexican man in prison? A prison officer.

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Women"s Rights

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Why is it nice to wear jeans? So people don't see your undies.

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One time I was playing hide and seek with grandma but I couldn't seem to find her. I asked my sister for help and she told me she was hiding in the living room on the shelf. I went into the living room but all I saw was a vase on the shelf. Grandma probably didn't know the game was over so I opened the vase to tell her. To this day she hasn't come out of the vase.

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Whats worst then the Holocaust? Two holocaust's.

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Okay chan, you can have it then, I am tired.

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Why did the Jew pick a dollar off the ground? He dropped it.

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How did the people get into the pyramid?? They didn't

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Mitt Romney for president.

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Why did the man drop his glasses? His hand was sweaty.

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How do women learn to drive? Drivers ED.

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Why would anyone try to run from a fight if:Its not the size of the dog in the fight, its the size of the fight in the dog? I wasn't even talking about dogs and fight isn't something in you! Next time, don't listen to your football coach.

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Let's make like your mother and walk out on your family during pre-adolescence.

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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Like this joke

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what does chuck norris use to cut scissors? another scissor.

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why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken so it will wonder when not properly fenced in

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What is black and hangs from a tree in my backyard? My neighbors children.

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"make me a sandwhich bitch" is what he said to his female boss and led to him getting fired and eventually losing his home. Two weeks later his family left him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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