What's the difference between a bunch of slaves and a porsche? A: i don't have porsche in my basement

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what's funnier than hell? heaven

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GLaDOS: So... this cat loves lasagna so much that he eats all of the lasagna in his house. Okay, apparently it's not the cat's house or his lasagna. Oh good! The man who owns the lasagna is furious! GLaDOS: The end. GLaDOS: The end? GLaDOS: That's not funny. GLaDOS: Do either of you feel like laughing? GLaDOS: Alright, I'm pulling you out. GLaDOS: Welcome back. While you were dead, I reworked the cartoon. It's up on the screen. GLaDOS: As you can see, in my version the man points out to the cat that the house is equipped with deadly neurotoxin dispensers. GLaDOS: At which point the cat reflects on the time he ate all of the man's lasagna and feels remorse. GLaDOS: Briefly. GLaDOS: Reactions? GLaDOS: Yes, it's funny because most of it actually happened.

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dumbledore says,"today we will learn new spells,any questions?" a student says,"are you serious?" dumbledore says,"no he is in jail for a crime he didn't commit,sort of like the a-team."

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Kittens.

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Whats worse than a flat tire? penile fracture

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What do you call a black guy in space? An astronaut

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boobs

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Whats the difference between pizza and Jews Pizzas dont scream when their put in the oven

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Why did jack fall down the hill ? Because Jill pushed him.

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Why did the black guy go to jail, because he did illegal stuff.

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Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

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What comes after 69? Mouthwash

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A black man and a Mexican are hired as day laborers by a white man. The black man cleans the house while the Mexican mows and trims the yard. Both are hard-working and attempting to provide for their families in a down economy.

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666 im christian

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Why did the unicorn cross the road? i dont know. unicorns arent real

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What's funnier then an anti-joke? People who fail at making them.

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why did dinosaurs die??? because a giant rock blew them up

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Knock Knock There's no door here, I'm right in front of you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He farted

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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why did the chicken cross the road Why not

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i said why are you disliking me he said its anti joke

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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