If a wheel falls off a bus whilst travelling down a river, how long does it take to shingle a doghouse? None, because there are no bones in cottage cheese.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

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Q: What's the point? A: .

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what does chuck norris use to cut scissors? another scissor.

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there's two nuns cycling down a cobbled street. one nun says:ooo iv'e never been this way before! the other nun says:i'm not surprised there's roadworks and a diversion!

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head.

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What do you get a black guy when he is hungry? Something edible.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

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Doctor, Doctor I keep getting pains in the eye when I drink coffee! It's not the coffee, you have a deadly case of ocular melanoma, a form of cancer that affects the eye. You'll be blind within the next 24 hours.

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Why didnt the kid go in the pool? Because there was no pool!!

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... and so the rabbi says "Don't worry. It was a kosher pickle anyway."

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If you're a man, why don't you want to drop the soap in prison? The shower floors are disgusting and carry bacteria. No way would any person -- man or woman -- want to touch it.

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whats worse than flunking math? death.

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So one day a man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like to drink. He said he would like a glass of water. The bartender said "why come all the way to a bar just to get some water." The man responded "well its a longer walk to the coffee shop."

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What did the grandson inherit when his grandmother died? Nothing, they both were killed in a tragic car accident.

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What do you call cheese thats not yours? Somebody elses cheese

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Q.What is the bigest lie in the universe? A. I have read and agree the the Terms of Service.

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What did the man tell his parents after having sex with another man? A. I am gay.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling

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When I was at the beach digging in the sand I looked down and someone said nehow

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Hey Caleb.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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