- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what has two legs and bleeds? half a dog

dumbledore says,"today we will learn new spells,any questions?" a student says,"are you serious?" dumbledore says,"no he is in jail for a crime he didn't commit,sort of like the a-team."

Q: Why did the monkey climb a tree? A: To avoid predators.

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Why did the tomato blush? It didn't - red is the natural colour for ripe tomatoes.

Q:What did the policemen say to the other policemen? A:Safe

Why can't an elephant smoke cigarettes? They do not posses the fine motor skills.

Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's black.

Why did video kill the radio star? He slept with videos wife.

A man and a women have a conversation. Man: what's 2 + 2 Woman: four. Man: you're correct.

Your mama so fat, that it's starting to affect her relationship with her husband in a negative or harmful way. (CSC)

Why couldn't the little boy skate? He had cancer.

How do you get a baby to stop crying You kill it

How many jews can you fit in a car? However many seats there are

Hey, want to hear a joke? Women's Rights

The mouse and the elephant went to take a bath. They had a nice time.

Did you know why people actually fear clowns? Because slapstick humor is dead

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

What do people do in France when they are hungry? Get something to eat.

What did the Engineer say to the English major? Hey we went to the same school and got different degrees! Cool!

there are 2 black guys and a spanish guy in a car. who is driving? a sober, US citizen over the age of 16

What's big, white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree ? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was attached to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? It thought it was a monkey.

Why did the black guy go to jail, because he did illegal stuff.

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