- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks into the bathroom, sits down and poops.

What do you call someone who is blind and deaf? Dumb.

I see says the blind man " no you don't" replied the deaf man... In the other room

What's the most annoying thing in the world? Yourself. (Your friends are saying it too, behind your back)

A Muslim blows up a bar

What did the anti-joke say? Nothing for it is an anti-joke which is a group of word formed to create a sentence and sentences cannot speak.

How did the happy clown die? Testicular Cancer.

Why is Santa's sack so big? His doctor recently diagnosed him with testicular cancer.

Whats big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

Why did the dog bark? Who knows, dogs bark for many reasons unknown to humans.

What happened to the black man when his alarm went off? He got up and took a shower. Then he got dressed and went to church because it was Sunday.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? Fish

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? That she should train harder for her next boxing match, or find a less physically demanding hobby to partake in.

Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

A chicken met a chicken, And they were chickens two, Two chickens met two chickens, And they were chickens too. Four chickens met a boiling pot And they were chicken stew.

Q- Why was Dan mourning the death of his wife? A- He wasn't he was mourning the death of his daughter who was killed in the same car crash as her mother.

abcdHIV this disease is killing me

why don't you make like a tree. and get out of here

there's two nuns cycling down a cobbled street. one nun says:ooo iv'e never been this way before! the other nun says:i'm not surprised there's roadworks and a diversion!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 was racist.

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

Yeah, totally.

what does chuck norris use to cut scissors? another scissor.

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