what do you call a room full of one terrorist and several babies? dead babies

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My Girlfriend

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Why did the woman make a sandwich? She was hungry

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What did Stephen Hawking say about Stephen Hawking Anti-jokes? "They're stupid".

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I am just trying to grasp the terms you use Nero, you are a genius, I mean I always heard about it, but honestly, well, my first impression of you here was... Different.

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What did the dead man say at his own funeral? Nothing, he's dead...

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Bobby walked into a bar. He was then escorted out of the bar and arrested because he was underage.

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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"Roses are Red" "Violets are Blue" That's what they say, But it isn't true. Violets are violet, Now stop sniffing glue!

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What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer .

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Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? I don't Know, but we should inform the RSPCA.

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How does Ray Charles see? He doesn't, he plays piano.

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Q: What do you call a robot in a concert? A: Electric fan

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knock knock hows there sorry but i was to lazy to think of an ending

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Your Mama is so stupid She shot herself by accident and died. Your family has not stopped mourning since

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a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

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When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

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why do girls like 77? ................ ...................... ................. ...................... ................ becuz they get 8 more :P

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Penis

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Three blind men walk into a bar but they were unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from them would be exploitative.

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Your in the wrong hemisphere

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Superman: Batman, can you drive? Batman: No, but I can drive the batmobile.

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I only like NY as a friend.

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