Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Rape.

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Why did the mother have an abortion? Because she thought it would best financially for her current family.

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How do you stop a plane? Throw flying birds at it.

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Your dad is so gay, he does not have a girlfriend.

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Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

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Knock knock. Come in.

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Why did the Nigger fuck shit? He was a shit fucking Nigger.

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whats difference between a bench and a mexican? a mexican isnt a bench

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whyo black peopple lie koolade the like the taste

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What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean

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Why does Helen Keller only masturbate with one hand? Because she's moaning with the other.

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a man and a woman are standing at a bar. they have a few drinks and then go home and die.

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Gravity

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2 muffins are in the oven. After about 15 minutes, they both died.

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this is an anti joke.... Get it yet

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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Jesus Christ walks into a Hotel.. he hands the Inn keeper 3 nails and says " Hey..can you put me UP for the night?"

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What's the difference between a lamborghini and a sackful of dead babies? one is a car and the other is a grotesque travesty.

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A man walks into the bar, goes up to the bar tender and says "exuse me, please could I have a pint of bitter" the bartender says "sure"

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Your moms so fat, she's not skinny

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alright whoever posted it, like this, then comment your first name

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Two ducks are sitting in the bathtub. One asks, "Hey, can you please pass the soap?" The other responds, "Sure, if you pass the typewriter."

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Three blondes are walking through the woods when the come upon a set of tracks. The blondes stepped away from the tracks to watch the train as it went by.

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Roses are red, Violets are blueish, Without Hitler, We'd all be Jewish.

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