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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Little billy was annoying me But he can't anymore Because now he's dead In a burlap sack In the back of my truck And it's really bloody back there

What do you call a deaf person whom is behind the wheel of a car about to run off a cliff? ....

What do you call Jesus Christ? Jesus Christ.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

Babies are like landmines; when you step on them they explode.

Of two wrongs don't make a right what do they make? I don't know but three rights make a left

look left now look right. washing machine

your mother is so lesbian

Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "The police, you're under arrest for the murder of your wife and your two children."

Why do you bury an Asian on the side of a hill? Because he's dead.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What is 69? A number that is before 70 and after 68

Wanna here somethin funny? Nope.avi

Q: Why do so many of these anti jokes contain refrigerators? A: Seriously I don't know why

Why couldnt the black man drink from the water fountain? Because the water fountain was broken.

why did the chicken cross the road.

Hey are you from Tennessee, 'cause you have a very nice accent.

KEVIN HART

How do you make a mail man cry? Run him over with a forklift.

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

I ENJOY MASTURBATING

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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