- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who, Your Doctor, you have 5 months to live

Person 1: It's your birthday? Person 2: Yeah! Person 1: Oh.

Whats worse than getting in a 30 MPH car accident? Getting in a 40 MPH car accident.

If I have 10 apples and you have 45 oranges how many plates can we fit on the roof? Purple because monkeys don’t fly

So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

What's gay and gay? Joe

Come over here boy and have a cigar, you're gonna go far. Congratulations on being the first human cannonball, please use the cigar to light the fuse. Happy landings.

Why couldn't the little boy see anything? It was dark outside.

Hey what time is it. 3:15

What do u call a black pope? A poooooopppp!

how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

Why don't I ever lmao? Because my ass got bitten off by a bear.

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Why did the man have cold feet on his wedding day? The wedding was outside in the winter.

knock knock whos there .. derp

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, Cheese Toast!

Whats ironic about the Facebook "like" button? Nothing

When life gives you Lebanon, make lebanonanade.

A guy walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks then goes home.

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer .

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit it in the face with an axe

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Why did the old lady but her Jelly In her roller skates and dress them up like a doll? She has Dementia

How do you make a girl happy then sad within 5 seconds? Buy her a pony and then shoot it

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