Knock Knock Who's there (five gunshots)

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Hey what time is it. 3:15

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What's red and green? A frog in a blender

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Your momma is so boss that I work for her.

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American Idol

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If I have 10 apples and you have 45 oranges how many plates can we fit on the roof? Purple because monkeys don’t fly

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Why was the little boy crying? His whole family died.

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What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Where are the keys?

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What do you call a female duck? A duck.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We have reason to believe you are hiding large amounts of narcotics in your residence and have obtained a search warrant for the premises. Open the door or we will be required to use forceful means of entry.

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Ya know why I hate bad puns? Because they aren't punny. In other words they have no real plot and don't make people laugh. They actually tend to get quite annoying.

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What is laying in the corner of the living room of an abandoned house and keeps getting smaller over the years? A decaying baby left there by a crack-head.

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What's (333x4)-198+(456x100,432)-10+5? Bet ya said i don't know! I don't either.

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What are the things that define you? The things that define you.

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Why did the plumber kill his family? He wasn't a very good plumber.

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Why did the fish bite the house? Because he wanted to eat the house

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Working hard or hardly working????

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What's has 4 wheels But ain't a blue car A red car

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Haha

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What do you call a kid with no arms annd legs? Names

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Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

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What"s the biggest Jenga game? 9/11

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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