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When Jesus came back from the dead the first thing he said was "It was just a prank bro!"

Im gonna Rape that Liberato kid you was talking about, ALL UP THE ASS i will find him.

What do you call a red sore on your genitals? Herpes, probably.

A polish, english and african man each were standing on a skyscraper. The african man jumped and died. The polish and enlgish men called 999.

Why couldn't the Chinese man drive? Because he didn't have his driver's license yet.

I'm not wearing underwear Why not Cause I have built in underwear

When geese fly, they often fly in a V-formation. Why is one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

GAY PEOPLE

Why did the man go to the restaurant? Because he wanted to get some food.

SPAMS!!!

What's the difference between me and you? Dr. Dre

Q: What did the black guy say when he stubbed his toe? A: Ouch.

What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

What did the father tell his son on his death bed? Nothing. He was hit by a car and was now a vegetable.

boobs

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

what do you call four black people in a red sleeping bag? -a very snug sleeping bag as they can rarely fit more then one person comfortably

What happened to the guy who ate an alarm clock at six o' clock in the morning? He puked a lot, and was diagnosed with a horrible digestive disorder.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair because he had cancer

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

Why did the black guy go to jail, because he did illegal stuff.

Why did the small child fall off a cliff? Because it was stupid

What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

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