Why didn't the boy eat peanut butter? He had Arachibutyrophobia.

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What Mary short for? Due to the fact she has no legs, on account of the flesh eating she contracted after a visit to argentina thanks to the make-a-wish foundation. Mary also has cancer

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a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

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why did the chicken cross the road because everyone on the other side already had bird flu

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There was 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. I don't know the rest of the story but the ending was when they guy came all over their faces.

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A black man, a hispanic man, and an asian man all walk into a biker bar. The bartender asks them if they know that this is a biker bar. All three say yes and tell the bartender that they are in the same motorcycle club. The bartender serves them a beer.

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a homosexual jump from a cliff to see who gets to the bottom first. Who wins? Society.

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Whats worse than being a Jew? Being black.

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i felt like burning some calories so i lit a fat kid on fire

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World Of Warcraft

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I learned a new party trick over the weekend; I swallow a piece of string and it comes out my other end tied! I shit you knot.

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Why do you put a baby in the blender but first? To see the facial expressions

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"Knock, Knock" "Go away, I have a lot of stuff to do right now and knock knock jokes suck."

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Why did the cow cross the road?..I didn't know the intentions of the cow, but an elderly woman in an automobile experienced a collision with the animal that ended not only the life of the cow but of the elderly woman as well.

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I love Ciara!

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A polish, english and african man each were standing on a skyscraper. The african man jumped and died. The polish and enlgish men called 999.

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Why did the cow go moo, because its a cow

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A cat fell out of a really tall tree. It didn't land on its feet.

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what is black, white, and red all over? A bloody panda

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Why did the blonde buy a condom? Because she had a penis.

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How does a black man make an anti joke? www.anti-joke.com/submit

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People talk about how there grandparents was in the holocaust well my grandpa was to he died. How he fell off the guard tower.

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A Mexican walks into a club.

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Two drums and a cymbal fall down a cliff. Ba-dum pssh.

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