Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair, fuzzy wuzzy had cancerand died

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Two friends not to far apart: A: Hey you, you hear me?! B: yes. A: You hear me?! B: yes!! A: You hear me?! B: yes, yes, what!?! A: You hear me?! B: YEEEEEEEES WHAT'S going on?!?! (gets upset) A: Nothing, I'm just checking your hearing.

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Q: Why is the sun so bright? A: Because it reads books!

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A man walks into a bar... And orders a drink

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Whats white and cant fly an aeroplane? A fridge

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What happened? I have absolutely no idea.

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Why is ya dad ya dad? ........ because of ya cousin

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http://www.ladsta.com

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What is the diffrence between a strait guy and a gay guy? The strait guy gets into heaven.

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Where did John go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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No.

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did you know Helen Keller had a dog? neither did she.

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three men walked into a bar, can't believe know one noticed it.

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Why did the jew break his iPhone? He dropped it when i shot him in the face.

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Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

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There are four types of people in this world. I never said I would name them all

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Yo Momma is so ugly she probably doesn't have any friends.

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What's the opposite of Them Cox? Deez Nuts

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Roses are red, violet are blue I have AIDS

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Q. What gets louder as it gets smaller? A. A baby in a paper shredder

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Why couldn't the little girl walk? She was raped by a herd of black men, resulting in irreversible damage to her rectum and groin area.

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a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

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co jo kurwa tocza?

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Anti Joke

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