Penis in a box.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Why couldn't the boy ride his bike? He had no legs. Why didn't he have any legs? He was hit by a truck.

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ron:jim i cant get the toaster to work jim:dude thats a thats my car!

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why couldnt sally help timmy pick up his ice cream? she had no arms

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the light was green

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i yoused to cry a little when i laughed . then i got raped by a clown.

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why did the 14 year old girl cross the road? to get an abortion of the child she became impregnated with after getting raped.

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Why didn't the black man pay for his child support bills? He made some unwise financial decisions in the past and is working three part time jobs just to stay afloat.

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Why did Susie fall off of the swing? She was hit by an asteroid.

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What do you call a bus full of lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy

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everyone's always talking about the emperor's clothes, don't they know this is murica

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I just made up a joke! How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Seven. The ending needs some work...

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Why did Willy kill the black man? Because not.

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What is brown, smells like shit and on fire? A muslim after the bomb vest malfuctioned!

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what happened to the chicken that crossed the road? it got hit by a taco truck

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Come over here boy and have a cigar, you're gonna go far. Congratulations on being the first human cannonball, please use the cigar to light the fuse. Happy landings.

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A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society.

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Your Mom

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I like my women like I like my coffee... Without a penis.

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"did you hear about the midget's self-murder?" "No, what happend?" "He jumped off the curb"

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two muffins are in an oven. 30 min. later i ate a delicious treat.

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I came.

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name-Sally-Sue What I am good at in school: readin' annnd...math. What I need to work on in school: spelin

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