What is black and hangs from a tree in my backyard? My neighbors children.

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abcdHIV this disease is killing me

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What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding a apple in your worm.

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Your mama is so stupid she had to go back to school to get her GED in order to get a job that could properly support her family.

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Three black guys walk into a gym and play a rigorous game of basketball for an hour

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What do you get a black guy when he is hungry? Something edible.

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arse

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a priest a rabbi and a minister all walk into a bar and the bartender says "is this a joke?"

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A man yells at the top of the Grand Canyon, "Heyoooooo" He hears His voice echo multiple times. He yells again, "Heyoooooo" This time he hears his echo and a girl yell "heyo" back to him from within the canyon. He looks down. He falls. A mountain goat breaks his fall. The man is so thankful for the goat. He says, " Thank you goat! You saved my life!" The goat then pulls out a gun, and shoots him thrice. The man dies.

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Q: Why did the horse put on cologne? A: He wanted to smell nice.

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Oh, I must be hearing things.

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What notes does the tightrope-musician have to worry about? They probably have to concentrate generally harder than the average musician in order to produce any correct, good quality notes.

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My Bologna has a first name, it's Tim.

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What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef What do you call a cow that's been chopped in half? Dead

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"make me a sandwhich bitch" is what he said to his female boss and led to him getting fired and eventually losing his home. Two weeks later his family left him.

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair, fuzzy wuzzy had cancerand died

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Poopsack Jones

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8=D

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How can you confuse a blonde? Give her a calculus worksheet that she hasn't learned how to do.

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An Irishman stays home

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What's red and green? A frog in a blender

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Q: What do cows do on the weekends? A: They go to the Moovies Q:What do pigs do on the weekends? A:Go Bowling

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Obama.

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