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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

What is fat and ugly? Your American MUM!

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a completely legit reason dumbass

What's your middle name? (Interrupt them) It doesn't matter what your middle name is! What does deduce mean? Fall down the stairs.

What's has 4 wheels But ain't a blue car A red car

When practicing the art of origami and the berrilium dialates, how many quince pies does it take to calculate a tree? Tricycle

When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.

Thumbs this up

Q: Why did the paraplegic go to the gym? A: to watch his friend work out

A horse walks into a bar. It neighs and knocks over a few tables before leaving the bar confused.

ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

What's worse than a baby in a car accident? The baby survives and has a mental problem, grows up, and then drives the same car and gets in another accident.

Womens rights.

A man sees the doctor. "Doctor, if I hit myself on my head, it hurts, if I hit myself on my arm, it hurts, and if I hit myself on my leg, it hurts as well." "The case is clear. You need to f*ing stop hitting yourself!"

how does a zookeeper build a snowman. same as everyone else

Q. What do you call a black priest? A. Holy Shit

What's black, over twelve inches long, and has a hard time fitting in tight spaces? my double stroller.

Your moms so fat, she's not skinny

What does Obama and Darth Vader Have in Common? Nothing. Darth Vader is not a real person and thus cannot be compared to the president of the UNited States.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7,8,9! (Also it killed his family and nuked his country too)

How many elephants can you fit in a car? Five. Two in the front, two in the back, and one in the glove compartment.

Q: What's better than a dead baby? A: Knowing who killed it, because then you can report them to your local authorities, thus creating a safer community.

Why did OJ SImpson never get convicted of murder? Because after going to court and proving his innocence a jury of twelve people found him not guilty.

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