- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you eat all the strawberries? They are GONE...

What the diffrence between a jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven

Q: Why did the Jew have to go to the Holocaust A: Because he was Jewish

What's wrong with your hand!!!!!???? nothing.

little travis puts hedgehogs in his poop chute

Why did the sponge go to the store? The same reason all sponges go to stores: to be sold to patrons of said store.

What happens when you put a bunch of Republicans in a room together? They form a caucus.

Sit on Santas lap Boner

Communism ... ... ... ... ... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

My butt!!!!

When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.

Hello I'm a fat kid

what do you call a needle with two heads? a two headed needle

what do you call a retarded child with a doll in his hand while crying and running up a hill in bell bottom jeans in august at night a block of ice

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

What is black, white, and red all over? A domino dipped in kitten blood.

whats the boys name that has no legs no arms and no eyes? lucky

An amputee walks into a bar with a big smile on his face and sits down. The bartender looks over at him and asks "How did you lose your arm?" The amputee doesn't respond because he has been deaf and mute since birth.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?", laughs at his own joke, then calls animal control.

Why are girls large and round? Because they are raised by wild packs of oompa loompas.

Water, please.

Why couldn't Little Timmy see the pirate movie? Because Little Timmy was blind.

What does a bug do in a telephone booth? Eats yogurt.

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