- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Tim's gay.

When I was at the beach digging in the sand I looked down and someone said nehow

cot!

What's worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into you apple and finding two worms in it.

Q: What's the point? A: .

Q- Why was Dan mourning the death of his wife? A- He wasn't he was mourning the death of his daughter who was killed in the same car crash as her mother.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are rather unintelligent animals which evidently do not understand the dangers of crossing a busy road.

What's worse than a woman driver? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

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What's worse than throwing 8 babies off a cliff? Throwing 1 baby off a cliff.

What do you cal a thousand black people swimming to Africa with a Jew under each arm? Waterboarding.

How many beans are in a soup? Who cares i'm starving, Lets Eat!!!

why did the old woman die? Because she was too old to live

women's rights.

What do a grape and a spider have in common? Both have 8 legs..... Except for the grape.

Hey Caleb.

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern pornography collections.

Knock knock! Who's there? Dick! Dick who? Dick Stewart, your neighbor from next door!

Knock, knock. Who's there? It's Bob. Oh hi, Bob, come on in.

Whats worse than getting in a 30 MPH car accident? Getting in a 40 MPH car accident.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

What do you call a mouse that sings? Justin Bieber

A man asked another man what he was doing the next day. The man then proceeded to tell him that he had not intended on having any plans due to the fact that he was planning on killing himself within the next twenty three hours.

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