what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

A horse walks into a bar. It neighs and knocks over a few tables before leaving the bar confused.

What did the patient say when the doctor told him he had aids? "Oh my god. Are you sure?"

What do the Wizard of Oz, Popeye and my sweaty, fat asshole all have in common? The letter O.

Q:What's the difference between a duck? A: The higher it flies, the much.

What flys? A fly

What would Martin Luther King Jr. be today if he was white? Alive.

tim rafter died no one cared

Roses are red Violets are blue If I see another Joke like this (besides mine) I'll kill you

Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's blind? No, because he's dead

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have herpes. If I were you I would get tested.

Why did little Susie light herself on fire? Answer: She wanted to be warm

What is black, white, and red all over? A domino dipped in kitten blood.

Why did the baby cross the road? His parents were drug addicts, and didn't pay him any attention.

A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

What's retarded and comes from Eygelshoven? Roel van den Elzen

so a guy walks into the bar...i forget the rest of the jokes but your mother is a whore.

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how does a zookeeper build a snowman. same as everyone else

Hi my name is Burp -you can call me Bu Nice to meet you

What's the best part about a birthday cake? Eating it.

Water, please.

Games stop telling me to press any key to continue. That key doesn't exist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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