- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than missing your favorite TV show? 9/11.

How do you get them out? Tortilla chips

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb. Two. But it would have to be a very big lightbulb to fit both of them in there.

Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had terminal brain cancer.

How do you make a dog drink? You put the dog in a blender

What has four legs, its yellow with black spots, and can run as fast as a Cheetah? Another Cheetah

How did the happy clown die? Testicular Cancer.

What is as ugly as Justin Bieber's face? Justin Bieber's face.

What did Gene give Carla for Christmas? AIDS

Why did the girl hang herself? She was constantly bullied in school and on the internet.

A black and a mexican start a resturaunt it turns out to be a big success and they make a chain and profit from it.

A guy walks into the bathroom, sits down and poops.

Why did the dog bark? Who knows, dogs bark for many reasons unknown to humans.

Go away.

Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

Roses are red violets are blue this poem make no sense microwave.

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

Q. What did the priest and the atler boy do in the back room of the church? A. Disscussed their feelings about the different meanings that could be derived from the daily scripture reading.

Why didn't the 34 year old woman fit into some size 14 jeans? Because she was size 16.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? Fish

How did the lifegaurd break his leg? He was hit by a submarine!

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

A chicken met a chicken, And they were chickens two, Two chickens met two chickens, And they were chickens too. Four chickens met a boiling pot And they were chicken stew.

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