Situation: A bear is cutting a sunflower's hair Question: How many kangaroos does it take to do surgery on a meatball? Answer: Tomato. Because zebras eat twelve kiwis in a factory every February 29th.

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Why was the hamster not on his wheel? Because he had a stroke.

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What is an anti-joke? This is.

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Your dad is so gay, he does not have a girlfriend.

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a man sees a monkey playing the drums at first he thought it waz the guy in the monkey suit that plays the drums but on closer inspection he sees that it is in fact a real monkey on that note he tries to befriend the monkey but the monkey soon tore the man into pieces

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Sit on Santas lap Boner

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whats worse then biting into a worm and finding an apple??? getting raped up the butt by a giant tiger!

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Why did the sponge go to the store? The same reason all sponges go to stores: to be sold to patrons of said store.

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OGC - tilt your head

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I just found out that you can dislike or like something by clicking the thumbs up or down

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if u have a problem with this then comment !!!!!!!!!!!

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How do you make a business man cry? Hit him in the face with a brick

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Then what's your favorite team little white guy?

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Mexicans working in an office

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im dylan, i wank over teabaging people on cod

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Asians are ugly and they look they have down syndrome.

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God lets 3 people from hell come into heaven every year on chisrtmas based on how bad their last day on earth was. Its chistmas and god is standing a the gate of heaven and the first person comes up and god says, "Tell me what happend to you on your last day on earth" and the man says, " i thought my wife was cheating on me so i went to my apartment to check on her and i saw a man on the deck so pushed him off but i didnt know it was my brother. he caught onto the railing so i smashed his fingers with a sledge hammer and he fell 200 ft. Sadly he landed on a bush and survived and so i took the refridguator and through it on him but right after i did i had a heart atack" Then god lets him in to heaven. Then he has the next person come up and god asks him the same question. the man replies, " i was at my brotheres house when some crazy guy pushes me off the my brothers deck but luckily my fingers get caught onthe railing, Then the crazy guy takes a hammer and hits my fingers and i fall but land on a bush. Then the man throughs a refridguator and i get killed." God chuckles and lets him into heaven. The next person comes up and says," picture this, naked in a refridguator." excpaination: the man in tthe refriduator was cheating with the 1st mans wife.

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Why did little Susie light herself on fire? Answer: She wanted to be warm

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What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean

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What do you call a supporter of Barrack Obama? A welfare recipient

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French people

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What did the man do when he saw the dog? Ran it over

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Hello

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what do you call a black person in a electronic store? a customer

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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