Why did Doris want to father children? Because she wanted to have a fry-up with the leftover baby oil

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He removes the piece of lingerie from his face and continues shopping for clothes.

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Mitt Romney for president.

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Two gay men enjoy a wonderful second date together.

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Roses are penis Violets are penis I like penis Penis

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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What happened to the jew? He got shoved in an oven.

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Why couldn't the boy ride his bike? He had no legs. Why didn't he have any legs? He was hit by a truck.

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D is for diabetes, Cookie Monster, if you keep this up.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? You shouldn't eat Jews, unless your a cannibal for which you should seek psychological help.

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So one day a man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like to drink. He said he would like a glass of water. The bartender said "why come all the way to a bar just to get some water." The man responded "well its a longer walk to the coffee shop."

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What do you call cheese thats not yours? Somebody elses cheese

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whats worse than flunking math? death.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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Q: what would george washington be doing if he were alive right now? A: screaming in his grave

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Hey Caleb.

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A homeless boy walks up to a woman. "I'm hungry" "Then you should eat something."

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When life gives you lemons, throw them away. Nobody likes lemons.

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Yo mama is so fat, she had to get liposuction.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was in the oven

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Q:what has legs but may never walk? A: a table

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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