Why didn't the 34 year old woman fit into some size 14 jeans? Because she was size 16.

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Compton

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there's two nuns cycling down a cobbled street. one nun says:ooo iv'e never been this way before! the other nun says:i'm not surprised there's roadworks and a diversion!

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What's black, white, and red all over? A white man's bleeding cancerous tumor.

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yo mamas so fat, she started working out

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What's one thing a black man can't have? White skin

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Q: What did the anorexic girl do for thanksgiving? A: Nothing, she was paralyzed from a fall 2 days prior and nobody had found her yet.

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Q: Why did the horse put on cologne? A: He wanted to smell nice.

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Communism

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What is the same about a girrafe, and an ant? They are both REALLY tall. Except for the ant, sorry I lied.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? New Kids on the Block. Wait, who?

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What do you call a black person trying to swim? Wet.

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onranges are orange bananas are yellow and apples are red/green ................... and im ................. PINK (lw/kc)

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He didn't have the necessary mental ability or muscle structure to complete said task.

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What did the bird say to the squirrel? Chirp

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what do you do when you see a 40 ft tall gorilla? WHO CARES, RUN!

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Person 1: It's your birthday? Person 2: Yeah! Person 1: Oh.

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Two blonds are racing. Who wins? The first one to pass he finish line.

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what did the orphan say to the adults wanting to adopt him? i hope u will provide well living conditions because i have lost both of my parents and am forced to live off one meal a day

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why cant blondes water ski.......... because whenever they split their legs they feel somthing wet

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What did Jesus say to the Easter Rabbit? Nothing, it ran off before he could say anything. They're so skiddish, those pesky rabbits...

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What happens when you push an asian in a hole? He falls in

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb in your apple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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